4/14/2010

Dreams!!

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Dreams…
**As I sit back, relax
Steam a blunt, sip a Becks
Think about the sexy singers that I wanna sex**

CallMeKarrie could never be a Kat Stacks or Karrine Steffans but I’d be lying if I said there aren’t a few celebs I wouldn’t mind getting my hands on. With the latest rounds of Ho Chronicles and Diary of a Jumpoff hitting the blogosphere, a girl can’t help but fantasize. There’s nothing wrong with fantasizing, right? (Here comes my WNO disclaimerà) No one’s advocating lowering your standards and dropping your vickies just because of a dude’s income or status… HOWEVER there are some sexy celebs that make you bite your bottom lip & think “he can get it”.


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I’ve talked about some of my celeb crushes in other post, but since we are fam (aww!) I have decided to give you guys a front row seat to CallMeKarrie’s fantasies (the PG13 version of course). With the help of my fave Pretty Girls, I have compiled a list of the leading men in my dreams. In memory of my homie Biggie, I’ll start with rappers & singers.

First on my list is Tyrese (yummm!!!... and I guess technically he could go on the actors list as well but because his voice is one of his characteristics that make my heart melt, I’ll keep him right here). I am like a dude when it comes to aesthetics and Tyrese definitely fulfills that need (that chest, those teeth, oh my). Not only does Tyrese look good, he has a sexy personality as well. Fellas, if you are not already doing so, you need to follow him on Twitter (@Tyrese4Real). He gives great tips on how to please a woman.

Next up reppin’ for the rappers is Young Jeezy (I think he’s just Jeezy now but whatev). Jeezy was submitted by my Pretty Girl Committee as the “Thug Fantasy”. We may settle down with the good guy but every girl wants to get it in with the bad boy and Jeezy’s song “Tear It Up” makes him the perfect bad boy candidate.
Other sexy music celeb honorable mentions include:

  • Trey Songz
  • TI
  • Travis Barker
  • 50 Cents

Next, we’ll move on to the actors. The guy that seems to be topping everyone’s list at the moment is Idris Elba. I have witnessed his sexy up close & personal. Not only does he look good, his British accent is definitely a turn-on (did I tell yall how he kissed me on both cheeks and tweeted from my Blackberry **swoon**).

Other sexy celeb honorable mentions include:

  • Lance Gross
  • George Clooney
  • Mekhi Phiffer
  • Omar Epps
  • Bradley Cooper

Now we will move on to the ballers. The sexy bodies these athletes have make it very easy to lust over them. In this category, I have to give the first honors to Chad OchoCinco (If you don’t like Chad… GIRL, YOU TRIPPIN!!! Lol). He’s crazy & sexy and I LUV IT! I can’t get enough of this dude, he even got me voting for him on DWTS (and his dancing isn’t even that good, lol). The Pretty Girls & I have decided to have an old school Brandy & Monica – The Boy Is Mine battle for Chad the next time the Bengals are in town (or when I roll up on him in MIA, whichever occurs first).
Other sexy athlete honorable mentions include:

  • David Beckham
  • devin thomas
  • darren sharper
  • Chris Paul

This last category is my fave. I’ll refer to these guys as sexy intellectuals, lol. I almost feel bad for putting these fine gentlemen on my trivial list, but I absolutely love smart guys and they’re hot so they deserved to be recognized. In this category, I give my top honors to Dr. Marc Lamont Hill. He’s a Columbia professor, Fox News political contributor and FINE! What more can a girl ask for. I’m a self-proclaimed nerd and nothing excites me more than a good looking, successful, intelligent, well spoken man (queue Beyonce’s Dangerously In Love).

One of my Pretty Girls described actor/author Hill Harper as her “Bookworm Lover”. After reading his book The Conversation I can’t blame her. There is nothing sexier than a man who is willing to put in work to find, keep, and please a good woman.

I hope you guys enjoyed this brief but intimate trip into the mind of CallMeKarrie. I know there are many, many sexy guys that I have omitted but I’ll save those for another time. Imma have to start a separate blog, WNO After Dark or some ish like that to really give yall CallMeKarrie – The Raw Uncut. Until then, please leave a comment and let me know about all of your celeb fantasies.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

CP3 is WINE FINE!!! Take it Take it/Baby Baby/Take it Take it/Love me Love me! LOL

Hill Harper Lover. lol said...

you know i'm satisfied since you put Hill Harper in here!!! But I think Lahman Rucker deserves an honorable mention as well..

CallMeKarrie said...

ooooh lamman rucker, sorry i left him out!

this is y i need yall! keep the comments coming!!!

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