12/10/2009

Does Size Really Matter???

Posted by WNO |


If we are talking about guys, the answer is YES! Size does matter! It doesn’t have to be freakishly big, but it can’t be small. Point blank period, end of discussion. But, when it comes to the female anatomy, does size really matter???

Between all the silicone implants and Similac-feed, D-cup middle schoolers, a petit female can’t help but feel inferior for not being stacked in all the right places. All of my friends have heard me joke (I think I’m joking) about getting breast implants (and I’ve decided that if I’m gonna go under the knife I want to be well informed and well prepared so yes, if you search the web history on my laptop you will find implant “before and after” pics). While I get mixed reviews from my female friends, all my male friends say the same thing: “you don’t need them.” Oh, and it’s not because the ones I have are big enough (ha!) but the consensus seems to be that big breast aren’t that important, especially in the black community (I don’t believe you, you need more people). How can breast not be important??? Hell, I like breast and I don’t even like girls! (lol)…

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When it comes to breast, bigger is not necessarily better (Aretha Franklin scares me), but I’m sure most guys will take some Double Ds over Barely Bs any day. A few months ago, a friend of mine got a breast reduction. I def agree that her new boobs compliment her body and wardrobe more than her bigger ones did but even her reduced breast are a D-cup (its not effin fair!!!).

When I mentioned how some men don’t think that breast are that important, I know exactly what you were thinking (stay with me) which leads me to this anecdote. One day prior to her breast reduction, my aforementioned busty friend, two other co-workers and I were having a four-way IM conversation. They were complaining about the plight of big breast and told me to stay out of the convo because I couldn’t relate (how rude). So, being the smartass that I am, I responded “ok, well I’m gonna have a conversation with my ASS since yall can’t relate to that!” (ah ha! take that!).

Yes, a booty is like a free pass or get out of jail free card for a flat-chest chick (cue my soundtrack **shorty got ass for days, look at that ass her mama made**). With that being said, I’m home every night doing my Kim K & Tahiry workouts because I can work on my ass but my boobs are as hopeless as a penny with a whole in it, lol.

Fly recognize fly and I look good in my jeans. 

-CallMeKarrie


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