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JoieTwiggy Over-The-Knee Boots - $575.00

Christian Louboutin Contente Over-The-Knee Boots (Comes in Black and Navy) - $1,995.00

Bourne 'Tatana' Over the Knee Boot $300

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Who am I you ask? No I’m not the part of an 80’s girl rap group trying to make a come back on some VH1 Show. However, I did come to lace with you with some critical, lyrical, and oh so satirical lessons for life. It’s not by chance that my presence has been requested on this here blog. Yes I am indeed that final element that solidifies the purpose of its existence. (Smile) I am here to breathe new concepts, new revelations, NEW LIFE so that you may absorb the necessary knowledge that will contribute to your very survival! I be’s that girl they call CAG. The Unequivocal Lyricist and Stylish Anecdotalist.
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Please excuse my grand enTRANCE. While I am far from a poet, you will find as we develop a ‘blogaship’ i.e. relationship between bloggers and their readers, that I’m quite the drama queen. Many of you may know me from my personal blog (http://www.cagreinvented.com/) . . .or not. (lol) Cheap plug I know, but check it out anyway! (Smile) However, this post isn’t about me necessarily...Well not completely. It’s about my decision to partner with my peoples at Water N Oxygen to discuss the orgasmic areas for which I become overzealous and aroused. While your mind continues to plummet in the gutter of ridiculousness, no I’m not referring to my g-spot. No it’s much better than that. I’m talking about my passion for fashion and everything it encompasses. While I would love to share my first climax experience in the women’s shoe department of Nordy’s, I will spare the details for another time and by special request only. (lol) Today, I will briefly address a rising trend in fashion for which I feel extremely torn; the OVER THE KNEE (OTK) BOOT.

I am not at all a huge proponent of this recent fashion phenomenon. My lack of enthusiasm probably stems from the fact that I’m short and cautious of contraptions that may interfere with the comfort of my va-jay-jay (lol). However, I will say this. If you CAN NOT afford to spend at least $300+ the OTK boots, you really need to move on and find a good below the knee alternative. There’s nothing to be ashamed of! I’m in the same boat! However, if you can afford some quality OTK boots, I would suggest some of the following options to add to your collection. (Note: When I say afford I’m not talking about spending your rent money in hopes of not getting evicted for the sake of fabulousness) Finally, if you do decide to try the cheaper OTK option, please do not get offended if you someone confuses you for a stripper in the local shaky butts.

With that being said, I’m out people! Thanks for the warm welcome (that you can express in the form of comments...wink) Until next time...Stay FAB!!